1. It is always possible to park
directly outside any building you
are visiting.
2. A detective can only solve a
case once he has been
suspended from duty.
3. If you decide to start dancing
in the street, everyone you
bump into will know all the steps.
4. Most laptop computers are
powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any
invading alien civilization.
5. It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your
enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked
out their predecessors.
6. No one involved in a car chase,
hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will
ever go into shock.
7. When they are alone, all
foreigners prefer to speak
English to each other.
8. You can always find a chainsaw
when you need one.
9. Any lock can be picked by a
credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a
burning building with a child
trapped inside.
10. Television news bulletins
usually contain a story that
affects you personally at that
precise moment you turn the
television on.
5 USES FOR STUDENTS
1) Never make noise in class coz others are sleeping.
2) Be absent to keep the campus clean.
3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4) Always take books bcoz it acts like a pillow.
5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u....
